Hall-of-Fame commenter Wes Mantooth one-ups me with this:
Zac, if ever a post deserved comment-ability, it’s one with an issue as serious as this.
However, your list somehow avoids country-music singing blondes, a subset of the fairer sex to which both of his most recent exes belong (even if Jessica’s album was dreck — but to me, that describes her entire oeuvre). Your list should be more along these lines:
Taylor Swift (once she becomes legal)
Kellie Pickler (so much humor to be found in that last name)
Kate and Kacey (twins! Blondes! Huzzah!)
Holly Williams (granddaughter of Hank!)
Miranda Lambert (maybe he does better on Lambert Field. Doh!)
LeAnn Rimes! (Local angle! Questionable on the blonde part though.)My favorite choice though is Lady Gaga. Totally out of left field.
Mantooth, out.
Miss you, pal.
