The Bachelor: Women Tell Nothing

I have long suspected that the makers of The Bachelor hate women. Last night, it was confirmed. They don’t only hate the female contestants, my friends. They hate us, too. How else to explain the complete and utter waste of time they presented last night? Two hours and they repeated bloopers. Two hours and only two women were in the “hot seat.” Two hours and only the Natalie “I Like Bears” lady is subjected to ridicule and hate? What about Jason? He deserves ridicule. And Chris Harrison is terrible. Sorry, friends. I can’t recap nothing–which is all we had. See you next week. (Yes, I realize the smart, cool, feminist thing to do would be to not watch the show ever again. Unfortunately, I am rarely accused of being smart nor cool.)